Hello Gamble-holics!

Hello to anyone reading this late-night, martini-fueled garbage! I've been reading the WPBT posts for quite some time now, and they have inspired me to greatness, or at the very least, blogging mediocrity. Hopefully I'll bring a different perspective, and perhaps some amusing stories. Fuel me with liquor, and I tend to get into some ridiculous situations. Couple that with my typical impulsive ADHD outbursts and my general goofiness, and I hope that I luck upon blogging gold, Jerry, blogging gold! If I am able to adequately transfer my thoughts onto paper, then I'll be satisfied...my only concern is that the writing will be garbage, leaving me unfulfilled like picking up the drunk bar slut at the end of the night.

So...to those who consistently ruin my workplace productivity...I offer this humble blog as sacrifice. I apologize in advance for the parenthetical comments and the inevitable bad-beat stories.

-DirtyDirty-